The newspaper for Ed's foodmart sits on my desk. It reads : "Whole Pork Loin, $1.79/lb. Sliced FREE!" When was the last time a deli counter actually charged for slicing? Does "Ed" really think that some yankee from the stix up here will see that and say, "hot damn, honey! Ed is slicing meat for free! Let's git the kids and go to town. Hell, maybe Ed'll throw in some plastic bags for the pork loin for free, too..."
Perhaps. Ed's a nice guy.
I got paid to golf yesterday. I got the morning off, then reported to the office at noon for a 1245 tee time. The company gave us E-balls, E-towels, bought our lunch, paid for 18-and-a-cart...the whole shebang... ["She bang she bang...She move she move." (You know that song?)] I got a redneck tan, and the white collar shirt is rubbin' today, but yesterday was the best day of work EVER...mostly cause I didn't do any!
No work this weekend. Just relaxin', goin' to Chi-town on Sunday...and bein' very lazy :) Come see me...
I heart pork,
josh
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- Josh
- Feb 26, 2011: I am a husband and father, and am in relationship with Jesus Christ. But over the last six months, I have not been as faithful about spending time getting to know Him and what He asks of me through His word. For 1 year I will write about my daily encounters with God, His Word, and His people. He is always faithful, and will continue to be. I know that He will draw me closer to Him through this time. To Him be all the Glory, and Honor, and Praise.
1 comment:
Maybe they were saying that if you got it slice, then the whole thing would be free? That would be a killer deal.
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